Something's missing...

According to my sources,
this blog is one of the most exclusive ever!

What drastic means must I undertake to increase traffic to my site?

I thought the mere mention Morrissey might attract millions. Or that discussing Dungeons & Dragons draw the droves. But no, it seems that if I'm to attract the attention of the masses I'll have to blog about Harry Potter's penis, Hillary Duff's muff, Paris Hilton's nip slip, free teen lolita lunch (popular search terms according to DogPile SearchSpy, June 23, 2007).

Is Daniel Radcliffe really hung like his horse?
Will this strategy cause a spike in my statistics?

Click back soon. I'll keep you posted.